Didn't you read LoT Board Rule #42: NO TEABAGGING! I'm gonna report your post, sicko! ;)

Fwomp. .... Fwomp. ... Fwomp. ... Fwomp . . Fwomp Fwomp Fwomp. .... fwopmfwomp .... fwopmfwomp .... fwopmfwomp (see, that's what happens when you really get the hips going!) :eek: SEXY. :cheers:

Oh, a** at all times! My rear is too round to walk down a movie aisle without rubbing it along the heads of the people in front of me (depending on the slant of the floor.)

And it's much less intimate to jiggle my breasteses at people who are looking in the opposite direction, rather than the faces of those staring right at them.

Good answer!

I seem to recall the rules of etiquette saying that you should face the person you are moving past. So, I guess I give the crotch.

I don't think I even considered the question until I saw "Fight Club." Now, every time the situation presents itself, I can't help but think about it.

I guess for me, the crass answer is "Depends on the person, depends on my mood." I think choosing which part of your lower anatomy you choose to drag across the face of a person can really make a statement.

I mental process goes something like: "Would they want the crotch or a**? Do they deserve to get what they want?" It becomes more complex when considering an entire row of people, where the mathematical formula of desire versus reward or punishment can get very tricky...

most times I dont want to waste the time turning around with the little bits of room alotted for plane legroom or theatre either one, so a assin' I will go.

For me it depends on what I've eaten lately and if I feel particularly gassous....:blush:

Do Not Rub Butt On Train :D

While I suppose going crotch, I could entertain my commuter felatio fantasies - the fact remains that with almost a years worth of public transit, I have not once yet been offered a blow job. My ass however, seems to get a regular groping.

None-the-less, if we are talking MTA here, that open seat is but one space in, and to be able to slide in butt-to-face, means an easier sit once I'm in position, or the bus lurches me into position, so my preference (in public transit anyway) is to lead with the rear. Perhaps I'd get better action the other way, but the prospect of a bus lurch under those cicumstances leaves me rather - limp.

Now, for those arses who sit on the aisle, so no one sits next to them - well, depending on my mood, I will often target them, just to make sure they're uncomfortable too.

What's a crotch?