Hmm, I think Better was specifically refering to those long Winter nights when it is cold and one feels a chill in thine lap. That is why I own two laptops, one for my lap and one for my cold lil' piggies.

I love the parts where they warn not to drop on hard surface or get wet.

If I can't drop it on cement or into water - where CAN I drop it?

Lets see...

on a matress, on a pile of pillows, on a couch,

oh yah. And on a lap:D