There is a single 1-story flight of stairs leading to our apartment, and approximately 7 steps from the parking level.

And yes, that's Bridezillas. ;) I took that photo back in April.

As for sending a travelling swanker, I think we should just send NA around - it's cheaper than shipping an entire group, and think of the photo opportunities! ;) :evil:

And here I thought it was a bouquet of dildos - which then begs the question, does it vibrate?