Well, while I do enjoy a fine Bellini and I do hate all children in general, I must say that I find it wholly inappropriate to put a newborn in a crib made of champagne and peach puree.

There are no good reasons to procreate. Unless you traffic in the human slave trade. Then it is pure profit. That's the only time. And it's wrong.

jiminy christmas. If someone here has a kid do you organize a pancake hit or just give them negative mojo?

Too many Spring Breaks at the Park, Pru. That, and they hate sharing A Bugs Land with the little ones.;)

And they know I'm nowhere responsible enough to care for a kid - if I even wanted one.

YOU need to see this movie. Although you'll probably end up with NirvanaMan's "snip 'em all" reaction.

Jeez people. Can I get some help here? At least Traci and Wendy know what's up. I just hope we're not ostracized when it does happen ;)

I'm with you CP! You guys will make great parents.

One reason not to have kids is having to go to Disneyland.


Uh oh.

Eh, many/most new parents tend to ostracize themselves just fine...ditching their old friends prefering to hang out with other parental units so they can spend all day talking about the little s#its and how cute the poopey they made yesterday morning was.

Hmm or maybe they are ostracized from their old friends and forced to seek out other like-minded parents becuase they insist on spending all day talking about the little s#its and how cute the poopey they made yesterday morning was.

But I think it's the former. Either way, kids are still totally not allowed in my house...unless it's in a bucket. They are not allowed in my cars, even with said bucket. Well, I guess I could tow them behind in a bucket on wheels.
But of course, YMMV.