All I know is when I pass on, you can bet good money I'll be late for the funeral.

I know it's odd, but I would actually do this.

I always wanted to be cremated and made into small plaques and placed as small ornaments in all my favorite places.

Actualy I want to be cremated and then my kids have directions to take small vials of ashes to each Haunted Mansion in the world and drop them discreetly in the garden outside.

Yeah ... no.