Considering your many other unique culinary ventures, this statement actually surprises me.

If it restores your confidence in me I do know (though accidentally, doing it on purpose is a very dangerous thing) what reasonably fresh cow crap tastes like.

What exactly divides "reasonably fresh" from "unreasonably fresh" in that case?

Charm...Blow Pop. Heh heh.

I must know, was the pun intended?

Wetness

And how do you partake in that on accident?

You've never had something get into your mouth unintentionally?

There was once occasion for fresh pucky to be flying about and a bit ended up where I'd have rathered it not.

Ok, just for fun, I Googled "Cat Turd" and came up with this:

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Ok, that's just too funny! "Looking for Cat Turd?" Of course I was, what's it to ya? :D

But just for Alex- here's a Catbox Cake! It's 100% edible, and made with......you guessed it! Tootsie Rolls!!




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