Absolutely fascinating!

HEY!!! Get out of here. This is a dude thread.

Indeed. I also practice this procedure of pee.

Oh, puhleeze! You guys hardly manage to stay out of the chick threads. In fact, some of you are major contributors.:D

<necromantic powers activate>

I have recently discovered the joy of using the kiddie urinal. The main loo I use at work has urinals that are relatively rectangular and a drain that is about six inches below my babalones. I.e., they're spatter-riffic.

But one day not too long ago I was "forced" to use the kiddy urinal because the other one was in use and I needed to "go". Because it is the same size as the standard configuration, just mounted lower on the wall (in fact the top is below my junk), I quickly realized this gave be a huge advantage when it came to creating obtuse angles. Now I use it all the time and my legs don't get golden showered.

Wow! This must be quite a day for you!

I'm still just happy if none goes up my nose. I'll consider avoiding leg splash to be an advanced peeing skill.

The splash factor is the main reason I avoid urinals.

It not being proper to check out other guy's junk is my main reason.

I know! Glory Holes are so much more discrete.