Which was lovingly wrapped around a quaalude, I have no doubt!

Hmmm - Bacon and Peanut Butter, before I try it, does anyone know if there's a 12-step program for that?

Step 1: Open package of bacon
Step 2: Cook bacon
Step 3: Drain bacon (optional: save drippings for German potato salad)
Step 4: Open peanut butter
Step 5: Stop eating peanut butter with your finger
Step 6: spread even layer of peanut butter onto bread
Step 7: apply even layer of bacon
Step 8: apply even layer of bacon
Step 9: apply even layer of bacon
Step 10: Marvel
Step 11: eat
Step 12: repeat.

Which step is sit on a toilet and die?

That'd be Step Blue Suede Shoes

I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Mom was a huge Elvis fan (in spirit, not in size) and indoctrinated me into these tasty treats at a young age. Apparently, she wasn't aware of the bacon part, and that is probably for the best. I'm thinking I might have expired by now had each of those sandwiches also contained a few slices of heavenly bacon.

And yet, my curiosity is peaking and I'm this close to picking up all the ingredients to give it a whirl.

I used to put peanut butter cookie dough and sliced banana in the snackmaster with white bread.

Mmmmm... hot banana and undercooked cookie dough.

I tried this once, but it was real hard to get out of the blender.

:D

I just bought some "Monkey Boy" peanut butter that has the banana already added. It's from a local company called Saratoga Peanut Butter Co.