"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."

"sharing is caring! sharing is caring"

"smokers are jokers! smokers are jokers!"

HELLO ST. LOUIS!!

uh, Steven, we're in Springfield.

"If I wanted smoke blown up my a$s, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose."

No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

What? It's a perfectly cromulent word!

Marge: [walking through a prison] I don't think this was a great place to bring the children.
Lisa: It still beats Disney's California Adventure.