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I'll treat this as more of a "it is your last day before you're executed, what do you do for the following" than on a desert island. I can't think of any book, magazine, CD, etc. that I would want to be stuck with as my sole entertainment.
One meal - Bellagio Sunday brunch buffet. One dessert - My lemon souffle, which with all due humility is the best dessert I've ever had. One snack food - A king size pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups One kind of drink - I'm not much of a drinker but let's say a good lemonade. One CD - Gah. What would I do with a CD? Coaster for the drink so anything. One DVD - All About Eve One book - I don't really have a favorite book and it would vary a lot depending on mood at the time. The Education of Henry Adams, Crime & Punishment, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant (if I can find a single volume edition) would all be contenders. One magazine or newspaper subscription - Atlantic as the non-practical. Bamboo and Coconut Construction as the more pracitcal. One person - Lani. One celebrity - I have no interest in celebrity for celebrity's sake. If there is a promise of putting out then circa-1988 Elle MacPherson. One "free item" - A condom. Who knows where Ms. MacPherson has been? |
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Whew! Okay, I'm finally answering!
One meal: Macaroni n' cheese- that's my comfort food! One dessert: Pinkberry! An original topped with fresh blueberries, sweet coconut shavings and carob chips. One snack food: Tortilla chips with salsa and guacamole. One kind of drink: Margaritas! (C'mon, it's a tropical paradise fantasy! :cheers: ) One CD : Dream Of The Blue Turtles~ Sting. One DVD : Definitely a season of The Simpsons. Or, maybe Friends! One book: The Bible (for the Sunday Mass we'll need to hold after the margarita-fueled debauchery occuring Monday through Saturday. ;) :p ) One magazine or newspaper subscription: Us Weekly. One person: My boyfriend! One celebrity It's a toss-up between Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Both desperately need a break to re-group & recover. Or maybe not-I can't think of anybody more fun to share margaritas with (because we won't need sober living while on the island- we'll enter Promises after rescue!) Plus, I won't need all of my celebrity mags when I've got the real deal entertaining me for free on the Island. Ooh! I'll also work off all of my mac n' cheese weight constantly fighting my boyfriend to not drown either one of them. Those two top his list of "most slutty & despised celebrities". :( Maybe I'll just pick Kristen Cavallari. She looks like lots of fun. :) One "free item": A bikini! Wait! That's no fun. I'll need a laptop. That'll keep me endlessly entertained and informed. |
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Going out with a cry of "it burns! Oh my god does it burn!" sounds humiliating. |
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Well then, on your list you can leave off the condom. Plus that bitch probably lied about being on the pill and I don't need no kids whining about their absentee father.
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cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
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Deal. If you'd like we can even arrange for Elle to deliver the deathblow immediately following climax (hopefully yours, not hers).
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