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I'm glad MY windows aren't open! :)
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I'd hate to be the husband who gets dragged to the G-spot amplification consultation.
Say doc, can you make it big enough for Romeo here to find? Maybe make it visible from space. Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty, HERE'S YOUR CROWN! |
See, Lohan's just been building up a portfolio to apply for a new modeling job.
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Do they have Design-A-Dick? Those sexist pigs.....
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I thought this was gonna be a story about the Fleshlight (NSFW!)
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That's just wrong....
Sac, you made me laugh though. :) |
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Oops. But fitting, no? |
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Now it can have fur around it! :evil:
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I actually watched the video. I need a shower- Why the HELL would a guy be humpin that thing when the girl is like 5 inches away??? WTH??? I am so kicking you for that when I see you again. :p |
I'm not sure why I even clicked on this thread, but sure as hell ain't clicking on that link! ;)
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