Hot cheetos will never be in my house again. Not since I chowed down on them one night and had the poo burned out of me the next morning. OMG that was hot!

Fire in the hole!

I hate the police. I hate the retarded city attorneys who prosecute this crap. It is a scam to try and suck money out of people who should never be in jail (and on the taxpayers dime, no less)-- all for political reasons.

City Attorney Ralph Fukwad is TOUGH on domestic violence!

Domestic violence is a huge problem, of course, but dear lord why don't we try saving our taxpayer dollars to prosecute people who have actually hurt other people? Oh yeah, because Ralph Fukwad wants to further his political career by saying that his office has prosecuted and won X amount of DV cases. Who cares that some of them were silly drunken food fights? Your tax dollars at work.

Oh. Image. Bad.

I did always call those things flaming hot hemorrhoids. I mean, if you HAD to picture a hemorrhoid, wouldn't it look like a flaming hot cheeto?

Can't wait for the first news story about ThinKrisps being winged at someone's head.

Yesterday was taser day, today is is all about the food fight. I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

This story sounds easy and Cheeeesy. ;)

A bowl of hot oatmeal flung in grandpa's lap......

Grandpa's oatmeal is waiting to touch you, deep within....

Those things have sharp edges! I'm betting it'd result in decapitation. :eek: