I mean, she almost hit me twice.
What a dinglecheese.

OMG! Honey, glad you are okay. Did you get her license and/or call the police?

Too bad I wasn't there.

You KNOW the hell I'd raise if that ***** did what she did in front of my eyes.

No. I didn't even think about that.
:D

OK, I will confess to a crime I committed MANY years ago.

A driver severely pissed me off (I don't remember why). Saw where said person parked. Found four nails (about 3-4 inches). Propped one up behind each tire, leaning against the tire.

While I did not stick around to find out what happened, but I always felt vindicated.

I don't think it's wise for me to discuss my pedestrian/driver incidents in a public forum :)

L'esprit de l'escalier

You GO!!! :snap: :snap: :snap:

One time when a lady nearly ran me over at a delightful intersection I have to deal with every day, I threw a half full can of soda in through her passenger window (the window was open)- sprayed soda all over her white leather interior. She hardly even paused her phone conversation.

I've banged a few hoods of people who don't seem to understand that you frickin' STOP for a red light and a group of pedestrians trying to cross. One guy tried to get out of his car to confront me, and I took a once in a lifetime chance and slammed him in his own door - the people in the cars behind him were honking their horns, cuz the light had changed.

u da man.

Yeah that happens to me all the time where you think of something witty and brilliant...immediately after. Congrats on being quick with it.

WOOHOO Brad! You ROCK!