I'm just a jerk, but this is the kind of thing that if I were filthy rich, I'd buy, and use as a drink coaster at my mansion or something :evil:

I can't believe that this will never actually be widely distributed. Come on with the massive fanbase? I'd bet it comes out in less than a year.

I think so too.
I think this is just Rowling hyping the idea to get people to drool for it.
Then she'll sell it.
But first, I bet there will be some ultra swanky leather bound edition that costs like $49 or something like that. Everyone who is a diehard fan will buy it and then the paperback version will come out for like $24.99 or something like that later on.

I bet there will be a hard cover at $35, then a paperback at $20, THEN a special leather bound collectors edition at $75.

See, I was thinking the other way around.
Sell the leather bound first and make people think that this is the only version that will be available. Get the fanbase to shell out the big bucks for the deluxe copy. Then a couple of months later she can say because of demand, we'll release the hard cover and then the paperback.

I'm thinking as an evil merchandiser might...
:D :evil:

Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!

Well, I think that...





Oh, never mind

Yeah bitch, don't you even START. You wanna piece of me???? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!?!?!?!?!

*ahem* LOL

Psshaw.
What kind of human skin?

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