You can always make reservations ;)

Pssh. Have it catered, dear.
:D

You volunteering? ;)

Heck do what we do....go to the DL Hotel and pig out at their buffet!

No. Trust me, you don't want me to cook for you. I'm a horrible cook.
:D

I can make a good Portuguese Bean Soup, though. Although it'll make you fart so hard it'll make your dinner chair scoot around the room.

Now my brain can't stop playing the visual on that one :rolleyes:

I'll pass then, thanks.

Turkey, eh? Okay, first thing's first... run to Home Depot and get a 5-gallon bucket.

Then use this.

And here's a side dish that's super easy

(make a great, if unlikely, turkey sandwich topping later... TRUST ME)

This is my idea of Thanksgiving fare, too!

If you came to my house, everything would be from scratch. This is because I love to cook and have the time. But thinking about it, I do believe that if you made a fabulous cranberry sauce from scratch, you could get away with everything else either from Betty Crocker, Stouffer's, etc.