A Million Tiny Pieces maybe? They could put a disclaimer on it too: Based On Not So Actual Events.


My serious answer would have to be Congo. That book sucked donkey balls, yet somehow the movie still managed to be eclipse it for pure sucktasticness. Blech.

Why did you watch a movie made from a donkey ball sucking book? Seems counterintuitive to me.

Morbid curiosity. Same with Fahrenheit 9/11. Sometimes I just can't help it and have to see if a movie is really as ridiculous as I imagine.

They usually are.

Gotcha. I do the same thing with midget porn.

Here's one thing that probably should not have been made into a movie:

Speed Racer

I hold opinoin untill I see it (IF I ever do).....

I wonder if they ever made this book into a movie?

I don't think so, but there is this!

I'm actually looking forward to Speed Racer. An extremely distant relative of mine won the role of Chim-Chim.

Apparently Kevin knows very little about p0rnography.

I read "The Dictionary" once. The storyline was hard to follow, but at least they explained each word as you went along......