LOL at the second. As to the first:

Because it is pungent. And I fear other people in stalls next to me will notice it. It’s unusual and makes me wonder if it’s signs of a cancer slowly taking hold of my body. It's a sick smell.

I think you ought to stop wondering about Tony, wondering where he is, you know, who he's with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return to you one day.

Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".

I wonder how many people actually take note to smell their pee

After eating asparagus, how can you not?

I wonder if my pee will smell better after drinking pineapple juice, I wonder if pee can ever smell good...

I'm wondering how long it's going to take for all of the equpiment I need to actually do my job to come in. I'm wondering if anyone actually expects me to get my job done without enough equpiment.

Wondering how I would deal with the possibility of having one thrown at me tonight.

... well, and the whole "Tony" thing. I'm wondering about that too.

I'm wondering if it's a gender thing due to the fact that the way women pee is different than men. Maybe the closer proximity to the bowl from sitting allows them a better opportunity to smell the pee. I'm wondering because I don't ever remember smelling my own urine -- but that could be because of all the water I drink. I wonder if I'll remember to check the next time I go number one.


I wonder why this topic interests me.

I'm wondering if a certain patient will call me back. He's been so hard to reach, and he always has this attitude like we're screwing up with something. It doesn't help that we didn't get the voice message he left at our office at 730 this morning, until half an hour ago.

I'm wondering if I'll get out of here earlier because the doctor's gone.

I'm wondering if my paycheck's going to be tiny, like it was last week.

I'm wondering if my tax return check is going to automatically deposit itself soon.

I'm wondering if I'll ever catch up to all these projects I have going on.

I'm wondering what's going to happen this weekend, exactly, because it seems things never quite turn out the way they are originally planned.

I'm wondering if I'll be able to afford a massage or a manicure/pedicure soon, because I'd actually like to get all 3.

I'm also wondering how my hair can be half curly and half straight at all times without a curling iron, or flattening iron.

And the asparagus thing. I wonder that, too. Beets can change the color of urine, but I love them when they're freshly roasted. An easy decision for me to sacrifice. And think of all the good you're doing for your body, eating all these good foods! Though I do remember being panicked that once...