wow. for their sake, I really hope those dogs are colorblind

While poodles are arguably some of the smartest dogs I've come across, I've always found groomed poodles to be one of the most ridiculous-looking breeds ever... so the bright colors fit, in a way. And yeah, for the sake of the dogs, I hope they're colorblind, as well.

Encyclopedia Brown taught me they were, but that asshole lied. Turns out they aren't (or aren't completely, particularly at the violet end of the spectrum).

And people wonder why our society is doomed....

With all the cases I've handled I've yet to represent a painted poodle. In all my trips to San Quentin, I've yet to see a painted poodle.

Humans with tattoos? That's a different story.

So what you are saying is that tattoos cause crime? ;)

For the love of Pete! Why would you do that to an animal? I just don't understand people, at all. I'm actually getting very disgusted with society this week. Ok, I have been for a while but I just don't get it, do humans no longer come with brains?!

No. More of a profiling thing.