Braggart!

Using recent academy awards, the following work at my place of employment:

Three John Stewarts (none spelled the same way). A Harold Holbrooke. A Tom Wilkinson. 3 Will Smiths. 1 Jennifer Hudson. 1 Kathleen Kennedy (producer o Munich). 1 Michelle Williams. 1 Holly Hunter.

Alex really needs a hobby.

What-cha!

My aunt has a friend named Barbara Walter, no s on the end. Annoying for her.

Does he look as plastic in person as he does on TV?

They haven't scheduled the recording session yet, but I'll let you know after it happens.

I bought my first new vehicle from John Holmes. He was surprisingly gentle.



I used to work with a guy named Tim Shells who claimed he was related to former Oakland Raiders coach Art Shell. Dude wasn't even black*.




*He was black.

Gary worked with a computer guy named Peter Pan!

My father shared a name with a famous football player (at least I think it was football... I never can keep those sports things straight).

Football is the one where guys in tight pants bend over frequently and stick their butts out.