If ya need any help with that.... ;)

I dunno considering the potential size change from flaccid to erect, seems one can arrive at the notion that it's just not as big as it used to be (remember, childhood memories are like forced perspective on one's manhood) - that or they've been watching too much porn.

I thought you were gonna post about the Koru Fairy Tale.

EDIT: It wasn't a fairy tale, was it. It was something we included in our Valentines Day SEX reading at that coffee house.

I would respond to this thread with some witty retort but that would just encourage him.

Although, I must say, I wonder what exactly scaeagles was googling for when he came across this story. :)

Oops, disregard that first sentence.

But were these guys previously erect every minute of their lives, then suddenly they caught a glance of a nude Bee Arthur or something? I've been pretty familiar with the mechanisms of my member getting larger then smaller then larger than smaller since, oh, some time around the beginning pubescence. How can that take someone off guard?

I dunno. I finally lost my permanent hard on sometime around the turn of the century.


It was quite a disappointing shock.

Hey. Bea Arthur has a pretty nice rack.

(NSFW. Well, your work. It's fine at my work.)