Better include some redshirts.

It'll be extremely dangerous, so let's send down the captain, the first officer, the first medical officer, and some redshirts, leaving a skeleton crew aboard the ship.

Heh, Gomez - he was my TV idol too ;)

This is so unfair to Tref. I'm now picturing Tref as Armus -- the tar blob that killed Tasha Yar.

Did the tar blob wear an aviator hat with goggles?

I always picture Tref as a version of the kid from Rushmore. Insanely funny without really trying, but also has a really big heart. For a long time I thought his real first name was fake. Actually I'm still undecided. Not that it's an unusual name, but I've never known anyone real with that name and it seems like the name someone would make up at the drop of a hat, which seems like something Tref would do. Who is the real Tref? He is everyone and no one at the same time. A true anomaly.

If I die; and granted I have no immediate plans to do so -- ever -- Traci, you can do my eulogy. That was great. I don't know what I did to deserve such praise, but that was just terrific. Not even my poor mama could have done better.

Just reverse the polarity and the anomaly will disappear. ;)

Aw, now that is the saddest thing I have read about myself. No more, Georgie?
Woe is Tref.

But now Traci has me thinking about my eulogy ... Hmm ... has anybody ever considered writing their own? What would you say? Mine is all done, thanks to Tarci. I may as well find a field of flowers to lay my poor body down. Ahh, the sweet peace of the grave.

Aw! My first eulogy! A landmark day indeed. I don't know about my eulogy, but I'd like my headstone to say "Mediocre." Because really, I'm sure that most people want their headstone to say something grand, but 98% of us really are mediocre. If I'm dead, I might as well be honest.