What year was this email forward originally written?

It first appeared in the Old Testament

How many greater-than signs >>>>> did the OP have to delete when it was cut and pasted here?

Not enough.

I have some questions.



What year was this email forward originally written?

AND

How many greater-than signs >>>>> did the OP have to delete when it was cut and pasted here?

Visible CP mojo.
:D

I wonder if this list of questions was ever falsely attributed to George Carlin.

I have a question...

How did Tref know what CP was going to post 19 minutes before she posted it?

cue the twilight zone music.

Man, I can't remember where I heard it but recently I experienced this question being put to an actual fireman and his answer was "it depends on whether the fire starts on the roof or in the basement."

No clue

and None

How long is a piece of string ?

What if there were no more rhetorical questions?