I was afraid that [company] might go out of business or suffer a deterioration of quality when [founder] died. But they didn't!


OK, that was a joke. [company] is not going anywhere and they have no discernible quality.

Maybe Ben and Jerry can come over and lend a Paul hand?

I was afraid that Disney might go out of business or suffer a deterioration of quality when Walt died. But they didn't!


OK, that was a joke. Disney is not going anywhere and they have no discernible quality.

Oh wait.

The only Paul Newman food I eat is hard boiled eggs. But that is just to prove what a lovable rebel I am.

My worry is much more important than yours!
 

I'm talking about Robert Redford's Sundance catalog, my wishbook. What happens to it when Redford clocks out?

Thurston eats Newman dog treats. Sweet Potato and Fish - he says YUM!

Sometimes, a creator's departure will see an immediate decline in quality. Things really went south when Cap'n Crunch went awol a few years ago...dare I mention the now legendary "Oops! All Berries!" cereal that was created during his absence?

The things that keep me awake at night are:

I wonder if Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben weren't really married after all...

Where the hell has Mr. Butterworth been all these years?

What is up with Mrs. Whipple? She obviously needs to visit Victoria's Secret and get some new nighties, because she can't keep her man from squeezing the Charmin, which is apparently the only thing keeping him off Megan's List.

And why were parents so willing to let their children take a bath with a pink naked fat man named Mr. Bubble?

So many unanswered questions.

Okay, ah, wheeze, I'm breathless from laughter here. :snap:

I thought Paul was the walrus?

No, that Paul is already dead.

Coo coo ca choo