I disagree (it is good to grow your own food but I've never taken any pleasure from it) so if my life has had any goal it has been to succeed enough that I can afford to pay for other people to grow my food for me rather than having to it myself or rely entirely on industrial agriculture).

And I particularly disagree with potatoes. Growing potatoes sucks. Growing potatoes was the worst idea my stepfather ever had, and that was just two rows of them.

Yep. Two aliens hugging.

They have starting bid set at $45,000 and yet they say "All Offers Considered"

...I'll bid 2c for it. :rolleyes:

Please, mail me a wasp's nest! Take my money!!!

It'svaguely Mickey-like in a genetically screwy lumpy potato kind of way...

I dunno, reminds me a bit of this

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I love to grow my own food. And cook it.

Now, if I can get someone to chew it for me, now that would be worth paying for....


:eek:

Dear Disneyphile,

Sorry honey, but it turns out that the potato was born and bred in China, and raised to its standards...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

I was hoping for a Mr. Potato Head shaped potato.

I'm hankerin' for some hand-whipped potatoes just now... mmmm or maybe some au gratin.....