"Hi honey, I'm home. I'm going to go down on you in a couple hours. Could you stop what you're doing and go make yourself pretty."

But more seriously, the hair comment is mostly a joke. The presence or lack thereof of hair does not in any way alter the course of activities.

Seriously? It takes a couple of quick tugs, a little fluff, the fallen-out hairs are gone.

But, yeah, I know. And hopefully you can tell from my comments above, I'm not begrudging anyone their hairless fun. As long as they don't begrudge me my hairpie-eating contests.

Shaved, not shaved... either is okay with me.
But if it looks like someone is holding a wig between their thighs, I suggest pruning.

I'm personally not into being bald but I know many girls who wax or shave down there.

I here in swimsuit season it is the thing to do. Then again I wouldn't be caught dead in a swimsuit out in public. Oh wait, unless it's in a hotel pool with my son. Then I have no choice but to get in the pool but I make sure to go at an off-time.

I've never been waxed... do you do it yourself or let some stranger wax/see/touch your cooch?

Well, in my experience a couple quick tugs isn't going to solve that issue. Maybe yours are more firmly attached than the average person's.

But you are most certainly not begrudged (by me anyway) whatever groinal condition you may prefer. My view is, if I'm not going to be touching or looking at it, it is 100% not my business. If I am not going to be looking at it it it is 99.8% not my business (that 0.2% arises if you want me to pay to look at it). If am going to be touching it, it is 99% none of my business.

Presence or non-presence of pubic hair is a pretty reliable way of dating porn.

I miss the 80s. (Not least because back then porn movies had plots. They were atrocious, but I do look back on them kind of fondly.)

Lordy, I can't imagine doing that myself, no way no how. Yup, having someone else do it means exposing yourself somewhat. They give you throw-away panties to wear, so it's not full frontal. It does hurt A FVCKING LOT and I've quit the practice myself, though the results are absolutely heavenly and I miss that.

I shave down there and leave the top to grow, trimming once in a while. Best of both worlds. I prefer it. There's much more to sense without a thicket between me and him. Don't knock it until you try it, it's a whole other world...

Encountered?

waxing is a pita and regrowth us uglier that a furry bush. I trim in the winter and wax the sides when a baithing suit is eminate. I waxed almost all of it a total of once. That was enough. I'm just lucky I'm not terribly hairy.