I can still emigrate to Sweden. They do have the world's best wooden rollercoaster, and good vodka, too.

No... But I'll stay out of the inner cities for a couple of weeks...

You play soccer on Thursdays.

I probably should have taken the day off. Maybe I'll just call in ecstatic, or suicidal, depending.

Going to meetings. Stressing out. Masturbating furiously.

Realizing that nothing will be better regardless of who wins.

The same thing I do every day: try to take over the wor.......

I mean, going to work like a responsible citizen who understands her duty to God and country.

Amen brutha!

Amen bru....


er, um...

Waiting for my middle class tax cut. Still waiting for the Clinton middle class tax cut, so I could be waiting a long time.

No matter who wins, I'll be ambivilent. If McCain wins, it means more slow death for conservatism. If Obama wins, I'll be happier (believe it or not) because, as I'm fond of saying lately and is my only solace, it took a Carter to get a Reagan.

No, but I may avoid major city centers for a couple days.

Oh yeah, I know election day is the 4th. I meant, once election day is over (presuming it will be decided), any plans or just another day?

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