It had the catchiest thread title.

Look who's back from his bunker.

Hi.

Welcome back- I was worried about you. Thought we'd have to send in Lisa on a reconnaissance mission.

I'd heard rumors of the recon and figured I'd best show myself to let you all know I haven't thrown myself off any tall buildings nor have I run out onto the highway to play.

Over there, in Jollie Olde, they aren't wasting any time with the satire:

Oh, those Brits!

newsbiscuit.com

Glad to see you back Scaeagles!

So how'd you vote?

Oh, and if you'd care to divulge how you voted on Arizona's gay marriage ban, I will know whether or not to select you as the first person I've ever put on Ignore on any message board.

Prop 102 - abstained. Probably not what you wanted to hear, but what I did. Am I to be ignored? Curious.

President - abstained.

Gee, I'm not sure if I fit in the douchebag category or the equal rights category...hmmm...I'll just not choose.