Oh, I like this game.

When he said “this is my body” and commanded you to eat it “in memory of him,” he was using a new-fangled figure of speech called a METAPHOR.

What is this ?

Blood of Christ.

.....(sips) .....Whoa! He musta been an alcoholic !

If Jesus died for my sins, I am going to make it my life's goal to make sure his death was not in vain.

:evil:
Love it.

Fixed it for you. Denying the substance of the Jesus story every happening seems to get to people faster.

Or, if I need to do it in one word, I just lean close and whisper "mythology."

What are you doing? That is the Baptism Font, not a Urinal!

Should I fix your typo too or leave it and mock you?

Ah, I guess I've chosen ;)

Yes, it is a typo. Not sure what the mockery is, though, since either you read it the way I intended or it simply doesn't make any sense.

Be born Jewish.

You WILL be assimilated! Lower your defenses and surrender.:D