"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince of Tides"

Helped by a beautiful Jewish therapist and her magical pensieve, a young southern wizard comes to grips with what really happened to him as a boy.

American Beauty and the Beast
Disney animated version of the classic tale of the mid-life crisis of a cursed prince with a sexual attraction to the underage friend of his teenage daughter.

Three Men and a Baby Jane
Three carefree bachelors find their lives disrupted when they have to share their apartment with a deranged, murderous former child star.

Thank God It's Friday the 13th
A group of high school kids are trapped in a disco and killed, one by one, by Donna Summer and the Commodores.

Murder by Death of a Salesman.
Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery: Who killed Willy Loman?

Okay, that was brilliant!

A challenge, can you work one in using Yentl?

VAndrewM

"Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark City"

A man struggles with memories of his past, including a vampish, large-breasted vegetarian Horror show hostess he cannot remember, in a nightmarish world with no sun and run by New England beings with telekinetic powers who seek the souls of humans, and who are prone to orgies after eating enchanted casseroles.

American Beauty and the Beast
Struggling to come to terms with a suburban life that's anything but a fairy tale, a recently laid-off monster considers dallying with a comely young girl.

A View to Kill a Mockingbird
Dashing and deadly secret agent is shaken but not stirred when he is drawn into a fight against social injustices in a rural town. Can he track down the killer technology before it will lay waste to the local minorities? Will he prove himself to the spunky young daughter he never knew he had?

Big Trouble in Little Chinatown
A smart-mouthed truck driver is in over his head when he stumbles into the magical kung-fu underworld, which mystically controls the city's water supply. Aided by a femme fatale, her sister and her daugher, they must band together to reveal the dirty, dirty business of kung-fu irrigation.

Raging Bull Durham
A minor league baller can't control his rage on or off the diamond. Will a groupie's long slow kisses bring him into the light, or will he remain alone in the dark forever?

The Big Sleeping Beauty
Detective Prince Philip Marlowe discovers that the best way to wake up a distressed damsel is to put his lips together and blow.

Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby Jane?
A mentally unstable former child star makes a pact with the devil to secretly impregnate her crippled sister - who was a star in her own right before a tragic accident - as a revenge for their past indiscretions.

ETA: aw, JW beat me to ABatB! I should've typed mine one by one.

And I was just starting on Big Trouble in Little Chinatown!

Recently discarded 'cause I couldn't make it work: Star Wars of the Roses