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Ghoulish Delight 02-27-2009 02:10 PM

In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest.





I'm going to have to print this thread out and bring it to the abandoned zoo outing, for inspiration.

Ghoulish Delight 02-27-2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom (Post 270722)
EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!
It beguiles and will improve your complexion.

This is fun.

Aww. I got this one. Which means it's randomly selecting surrealist compliments, not randomly generating them. That's mildly disappointing.

JWBear 02-27-2009 02:30 PM

Give me your hand that I may want of your broken nails.

My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!

You are the swordfish that will never shower.

The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a spanish villa ablaze.

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.

You do but seize my motor fixtures into a likeness not unlike the moon.

:cool:

Chernabog 02-27-2009 02:31 PM

Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.


Umm.. duh!

Snowflake 02-27-2009 02:59 PM

I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park of neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

CoasterMatt 02-27-2009 05:30 PM

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

Ghoulish Delight 02-27-2009 05:34 PM

Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava.

Betty 02-27-2009 05:56 PM

A suburban distance lying across your chest, a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated, cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility!

cirquelover 02-27-2009 05:59 PM

Marmots will stick to you in Delaware


Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple

Deebs 02-27-2009 06:46 PM

Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC under your bosom and across your armpits.


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