Actual quote from a radio spot for a Chicago bar's St. Paddy's Day bash...
 

Erin go braless.

Ba-dum-bum! *cymbal swish*

If she's got green down there, she might wanna see a doctor. Sounds like she's been spending a little too much time down by the docks!

Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

The Muppet Show - Danny Boy by the Swedish Chef, Animal and Beaker :D

It's a Pogues kind of day.

We just missed his day of birth. Next year, perhaps, for rhyming mirth? :)


I forgot to wear green today. Thankfully no one tried to pinch me.

39 years ago today, I was pushed down on the blacktop by Joey Nimchick and Todd Rish (who were trying to pinch me) and I split open my chin. It required 3 stitches making me the 3rd member of my family whose name begins with an "L" who have had stitches on their chin.


Nine years ago today, drunkards walking back from O'Connels decided it would be fun to walk over Chris' car, leaving a trail of dents across the roof.

Aw; such fun happy memories