The last time, I wrote
nothing but haikus about
composing haikus

dang, there's another
I really need to stop that
it's uncreative







Decissions seem right
when made, but we're often not
prepared for results.

Fiddler and Fifer
probably wouldn't either.
But Practical would.

Haikus! Hip, Hooray!
Counting sounds is infectious
Burrows into brain

Must go pay the rent
Also have some faxing that
Should be done there, too.

Twelve Syllable Joke:
Termite enters a bar. Asks:
The bar tender here?

Bright Eyes, like Dylan
Writes of New York with folk style
Raw, honest voices.

Mama bird wiggles,
Fuzzy babies wiggle too.
She vomits their food.

I let the plant die.
Why don't I care about life
When it's in plant form?

The porch needs a rinse.
Rains don't reach. People below.
I can't rinse, either.

Moonliner, don't go
Haikus not really that bad
Passing fad they be

Odd sound most of you
I cannot understand why
I needed to try

Animal: carcass
A dead person is a corpse.
What's a dead plant called?

Salad?

Salad is quite good
Waldorf, Chinese Chicken - nice
Greek, not so yummy