This SNL sketch is moderately funny, but I'm posting it because it features an incredibly adorable baby pug. The counter shows how much time is left - take it to 1:50 to see the cuteness.

That pug is soooo cute.
:)

I don't know what it is, but I think Andy Samberg is hot.

I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.

Walk The Dinosaur - Original Version

Super Internet Version :D

I love this song!

So my screenplay took a really cool turn recently - I came up with the concept of doing interstitial animated bedtime stories told as by the grandfather and the mother to the little girl. One of which came to me out of the blue yesterday - about a hippo who dreams of being a star in a Busby Berkeley water musical. I am now ever more urgent to finish this thing, so someday I can see an all-hippo version of something like this.

Office Pranks that go bad...

Holy s**t did you guys see this??? http://youtube.com/watch?v=lISXv0HkGdE

Frickin eighteeen wheeler jumped the median of a freeway, went onto the otherside, crashes and explodes -- and it was caught on someone's video.... jeeeeeeeeeeeez

Dancing Walrus! - I don't think he has a bucket, but he's got moves!

Oh my GOD. This may be my new favorite video. Give that walrus a bukkit of fish!

You could have been raped!.

This starts out a little odd and honestly uncomfortable as a brother lurks outside a screen door recording his sister being lectured by their mother for
meeting a guy off MySpace. Then about a minute in the brother behind the camera decides it's time for him to step in and offer his, umm, supportive comments.

TTD: Haha! Hilarious. That would have been my biggest fear of doing that - and it is apparently a worthy fear!

I couldn't stop laughing, but at the same time felt sorry for the guy. I would love to hear the explanation. :evil:

Several comments suggest it was fakes.

We're still watching the walrus over and over again today. We highly recommend it for a pick-me-up. (Particularly if you've spent six hours running around in 101 degree heat.)

Haunted Holiday Fireworks
Japanese ENORMOUS fireworks

Yea, I missed that. :(

In the butt!

Here's an adorable picture of the "helpful brother."



I assume he's also helpfully demonstrating what underage drinking looks like on teh interwebs.

And, for the record, I'd meet him on myspace.

In the butt!

Spat. Coffee.

Jeebus Zombie Chrits! That's freaky! Especially when the commentator said the guy was driving on the wrong side of the freeway! :eek:

Damn You. :p

For the Nintendo Geeks out there - This.

This was GREAT. I thought I'd bail on it but got totally sucked in.

There is no end to the ways I will hear this song rendered. Crazy idea.

This is a video of me when I was 4.

A new Mutaytor promo video - see if you can spot Bornieo :D

Another penisy building being built in Chicago

Cross-posted just in case you miss it:

...and that link led me to finding this youtube video with a cute cameo with Harrison. (NSFW)

White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane - and the cast of Star Trek: TOS :D

On that note... (And with apologies to NA.)

Food Court Musical
A presentation of Improv Everywhere.

Gawd I wish I could have been a part of that one!

a kitty playing the theremin
and in case you want more there is much more theremin found here

Hahaha that was cute. I also like the one of the guy playing the Legend of Zelda theme on the theremin. And the comment someone made... "I took some theremin for my flu and it cleared it right up!" :D

That's hysterical!!!! The best part is the expression on the cat on the floor at the end.

Oh. My. Freaking. GAWD! :eek:
I got chills just watching that!

Food Court Musical is great! Reminds me of my years in Beverly Center Limbo.

Cops/Star Wars parody that I just found. Has it been posted before? Very good fan film, with 2 interesting credits: the announcer is Bill Farmer, the voice of Goofy, and Tom Servo was built by my friend Max Cervantes. In jr. high and high school, Ernie, as Max was known in a previous life, was obsessed with sci-fi tv. He would make and bring to school phasers, communicators, crystals from Logan's Run to glue into the palm of your hand, he even built some communicators from Space 1999. I may still have mine in a box somewhere. I run into him every couple of years, I know that he worked as a prop and model maker for the Star Trek tv shows. His best work, as far as I'm concerned, was the make-up he did for me as Dead Sam Kinison for Halloween one year. I'll have Cherny scan the photos. Best Halloween costume. Evar.

I saw Troops in '96 via 56k modem.

Mmmm, buffery.

Here's a highlight clip from a title fight on HBO over the weekend. The moment of the match came in the 10th round. This clip picks up between the 10th and 11th rounds. 35 seconds in is a replay of the greatest maneuver I've ever seen in a prize fight.

http://videos.badkungfu.net/item/YS4K5JMP7P309WNS

New Discovery Channel commercial

I like the version you can find at www.discovery.com in their videos section, but I was having too hard a time getting it to link just the commercial.

Boom de ah dah!

Forgotten Andy Warhol classic - is that Joe Dallessandro?

Insane Driver - you be the judge...

How about this one...

Hardware Wars

The one that started it all.

Ah yes, what memories....

Shameless, I have this in Special edition.;) :rolleyes:

The Freeloader's Guide to Easy Living: Drinking

Okay, I have to admit that the finger mustache thing is pretty damn amusing. I love how the people getting them are honest about how incredibly silly it is.

Cute kitties and geekiness. Excellent. Now if they only had lasers on their heads for mouse hunting.....

Best line: "Fluffy is a marathon lounger".

I've been a pretty unhappy cat butler, lately, so needed this to remind me that I actually love having them around. Of course, one of mine is anti-social and crazy, but maybe all he needs is a cardboard box to sculpt.

And where'd he learn that from?

Dude, it's not my fault!

He was the runt of the litter and belongs to a long line of feral alley cats (Brooklyn, represent!), so I'd say that, plus the 5 weeks he was outdoors before I got my hands on him, are reason enough.

Bob Barker gets frustrated by particularly stupid contestant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY

A little brat gets what he deserves

Lol!
Stupid kid.
:D

Awesome!

Though just a little blood and/or tears (nothing serious, relax people) would have been nice.

Kool-aid is for closers.

Girl Scout Cookies, Glengarry Glen Ross style...

Too funny!!!

Something many suffering through a heatwave would love! This can also be filed under awwww, doggy!

Hillary does Norma Desmond
 

Metaphorically speaking

Mods, feel free to place in the Daily Grind if you think it better placed

Cross-posted to an Indy thread.

Harrison Ford gets deforestation. I mean, really gets it.

OMG, creepy!!

http://www.break.com/index/really-cr...abuse-psa.html

Thanks GD, it's gonna take a lot of showers to wash that creepy feeling off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBBXWPdiCQ

"slightly" NWS

Dude, GD... I'll never look at paint the same again.

Oops, I didn't see this, posted it in the cute thread :)

Winnebago Man - NSFW - I think he's got Tourette's... undiagnosed :)

T'ird!

I moistened my fence wood just the other day.

Must have been casual Friday.
Keep your eye on the dude in the dark suit as the guy in the white shirt just below center accidentally knocks some papers of the desk.

http://www.break.com/index/office-wo...ly-insane.html

and another angle as a coworker thought to pull out their camera.

http://www.break.com/index/office-wo...ond-angle.html

Proof that nobody really monitors surveillance cameras

It's interesting, but I think it's possibly fake; the electronics he throws aren't plugged in.

What language are they speaking?

That video looks suspiciously like this Russian yogurt ad campaign.

When the cat's away, and all that...

Dang.

Run Through The Jungle - Performed by the Gun Club

Bloody Universal made them take it down. :( <--------My cheese slice is sad.

Fred gets bullied

Everyone's scared of the cat with rabies!

Does this make me look gay?

Good for anyone who likes 80s cartoons, sooo funny.

Kid on thrill ride freaks out..... while mom laughs her ass off! What a bitch.

Just in case you were wondering what you've missed on a Disney cruise:

http://www.watchuonline.com/video/WJ...-Danielle.html

(Disclaimer: This is NOT an example of DCL's excellent entertainment line-up. And, sadly, it's not an SNL skit either. And, sadly, I was subjected to it 14 nights last year and 15 nights last month...)

Notice the crowds they gather in that lounge. ;)

Especially read the description of the video towards the bottom. ;)

Why would you do that to us?

So, you can share in the delights of my vacations... :evil:

When I saw they were still onboard from last year, I purposely dragged most of my newbie fellow cruisers to that lounge. Some people wanted to hurt me badly. :evil:

Playing The Building - A Sound Installation by David Byrne

I love it

How big are those shades? They cover her whole face.

I dunno, but I am sure if Brett Somers had seen them she'd be jealous.

For YouTube and Weezer fans.

I saw Norm post about this on MC. It's a cool video.

Not sure if anyone else already posted it here...

Finale to the Chicago/ Doobie Brothers concert. :) Pretty much the whole show was shot by this person, so enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvI0F_ZOUA
Rockin' Down the Highway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9dgP3X9D4g
Taken it to the Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K66JmQmIk4c
25 or 6 to 4

And just for fun - Saturday in the Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQLARYIGKI

China Grove
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJUtf1H59UQ

After the cute "gay kiss" Heinz ad posted in the Political thread, it linked me to this cute Heinz ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE38M...eature=related

Speaking of funny Indian ads... apparently this girl's first choice is gay (dude, the shirt, seriously!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HLs...eature=related

Oh, sh!t! this ad gave me goosebumps.

The video would have been funnier if she then fell down the up escalator and kept falling for eternity...
:D

visible schadenfreude mojo for GC!

Hot Polka Chicks - Candy Stripers, Sexy French Maids, Tractor and Pool Girls.

Hot accordian action! :D

That video might have led to this - warning, this video may not be for the squeamish.

LO-fvcking-L!!!! Great find, GC!

I want a cookie!

"No Republicans were harmed making this motion picture" :D

Wow, that got to hurt!

hahaha that was great!!!

Yeah. Yuck. Mr. Matt sent it to me through Yahoo IM without the warning. Grooooosss!
:D

Lol. I showed it to mom and she and I were like '' Uuugghhh! Gross!''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjHJlMBx5I

Alrightythen....

So, I watched this video featured on YouTube. I know the point of the video was to highlight the guy's guitar skills, but my first thought was 'God, this guy looks too young to be a soldier'. Kinda made me sad.

Okay, I suggest muting this video for the first 22 seconds. I saw a commercial while watching Discovery HD. I could not believe what I was watching. I searched on YouTube and unfortunately the only version of it I could find was this one with some annoying dude who thinks he's produced some brilliant diatribe.

But try to ignore him, the actual comercial is worth watching, and he does let it play in its entirety (warning - he comes back and talks more, a lot more, after it runs, or so it seems as I stopped it the instant I head his voice again).

Trust me, the commercial is worth the pain.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYZ9MzmJ1XI

Some time you will have a bad day. It will make you feel tired and achey, and you will not feel like smiling.

That day, watch Where the Hell is Matt?

Wait....

Are you implying that there are days which are NOT like that?

Maybe I missed something. But I have had many different pairs of sunglasses that through their UV, polarizing, and color shifting have made things look clearer and more vibrant.

Or is it something else that is noteworthy?

I was most highly amused by 1) The overall style, 2) the use of the term "HD" and 3) the lady talking about how similarly styled designer glasses cost $300 or $400.

I also liked the other version of the ad I found that warned of "dangerous glare rays" that other glasses don't protect you from.

Thank you for posting this! I heard that Matt had a new video but hadn't taken a moment to see it. I can't help but be touched by these amazing videos. :) :) :)

Sayyyy, I remember a few Swankers passing around iSm's magic glasses by the river during Swank Camp 2008...
:D

I never said there was no benefit to the glasses, I just found the commercial laughable.

I know. I'm just giving you a hard time.
In fact, are those iSm's glasses in your avatar?

Ok, I thought it was the claim you were finding laughable.

The style of the commercial didn't seem all that distinctive from standard "as seen on TV stuff" so I thought you were pointing at something else.

Nope, those are mine.

Hellboy meets James Lipton (yes, it's a commercial)

Coaster Matt and I discussed it. This video has the best intro ever.
:) :D

I guess we don't watch enough crappy commercials these days. Thank God for TiVo.

FYI
 

Interesting.

I happen to know that Viacom is working on finding ways to, instead of pulling their content from sites like YouTube, find them and sell advertising space on them. This kind of data on exactly who is viewing their content could be very useful from that perspective...

Message board drama, now on video!

I love this. It's like, "I'm gonna slam your ass on YouTube!"

I especially love the petty topic.

Top Gun is gay.
I knew it!!
:D

Dude, that was awesome. Makes its point in a simple, yet visually beautiful way.

I have never seen this video before.

The clip at the beginning is priceless! I love bow tie man's tirade!
"Listen, don't be giving me any lip! Now I'll tell you something for your own good. If sales don't pick up, there's going to be some faces missing around here!"

ETA: There a bit at the end to:
"Won't you dumb clucks ever learn?!"

:D

TTD:
This snopes article has a pic of the mural.

Viva Rebellion!

I love this I Love Lucy clip. I love the way Ethel finishes her song.
lol!

I have always wanted to know more about this. I don't usually trust snopes and have seen this picture. Thanks GC!

In response to "Obama Girl" - "Reagan Girl" :)

Is it me, or is Youtube pulling heaps of videos ??

I can't view any of the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njt2y...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6HW9hVQ6r8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxPSg...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN8I...eature=related

These are just a few examples - I'm confused and frustrated !! :mad:

It is just you. They come up for me. Perhaps you're having a problem similar to GC? Until recently he couldn't view youtube.

I can see them.

The stuff BTD's nightmares are made of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrQgu...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NngdW...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPrcr...eature=related

Funniest blooper ever.
Tim Conway and the Elephant Story
:D

If you dare, watch these clips.
Lisa Lampanelli is a goddess.
NSFW

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

Truly, one of the funniest comediennes ever, imho.
:D

I may be a day late or a dollar short, but have you seen this "where the hell is Matt" utube. I did search before posting this. Sorry if its a dup. This U tube has a neat story beyond it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

I like this guy's style. However, no need to watch after the review ends, it gets crappy.

Annoy your Cat here.

I think I would have more luck getting video of Scoundrel annoying me. ;)

Squeaks and Momma would probably be annoyed. :D

Foster Brooks - Sammy Davis Jr. "Roast"

Me likes :D

Uh. Wow!! That was hot.
:)

I'm fine with the commercial, I just don't see how it sells the product.

It was a commercial?








:D

Yeah, I was a little confused by what they were trying to indicate. Is gay kissing somehow even louder than bar noise, is that why we're supposed to be impressed?

Seen this one before, quite surprised when I saw it. :D

Thought this was fun too watch again.

I thought the 2 chicks were going to start kissing to get all the guys in the bar to quiet down. Then I realized who posted the link.

Lamar... so very gay! Love her!
:)

Fun video and that guy is cute!

That's always important. :D

Boba Fett: What a Feeling! If George Lucas had directed Flashdance.

Be sure to watch the watch the whole thing.

I posted this in the bacon thread, but it bears reposting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTTT12N80R0

Dang. I couldn't get the sound to work. But it's well done, nonetheless. Making a stop motion character jump, fly is challenging.
:)

This has been posted before I think, but worth a revisit. Watching it makes me feel heartened, for some reason. The kid sings a reassuring song and it reassures me. :)

Tiny Toons Adventures music video time -
Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

Particle Man

Animaniacs - Toy Shop Terror = Awesome episode with no dialogue, but really well arranged Raymond Scott music

Haven't seen those in a while. One day I'll get Animaniacs on DVD...

Animaniacs - I'm Mad
My favorite Animaniacs bit.
:D

Honestly, they really did something right when they did Animaniacs. It was a great return to the Looney Tunes humor of old.
:)

GC's link didn't work - but here's one. I don't remember this one! It's faboo.

Ha ha. Thanks! I got cut-n-paste confused.
:D

Animaniacs in Wonderland :D

Animaniacs AWESOME Spoof of the Power Rangers

Wait we are posting Animaniacs Clips, but no one has posted this one? For SHAME! The brilliance that is LAKE TITICACA!

I likes the 50 US States by Wakko Warner!
:)

Star Truck :)

If you like Feist, or Muppets, or Sesame Street, or things that are incredibly joyful, this is for you.

That made me happy, so I found the original, which made me 4 times as happy! One take, holy cow! :snap:

Her dancing lies somewhere between Ginger Rogers and Ginger Baker and yet, I like it.

Around 1:10 there is a cut.
Just saying...

I don't see it...

The Sesame Street version has a cut at ~1:30 (as we are looking down at her holding up the 4)

I did not notice a cut in the original 1-2-3-4 video.

You're on crack.

Just saying...

Using the link LSPE provided, watch the video at 1:10-1:13 or so. Take notice of how the floor changes pattern beneath her. I think the cut is a quick wipe.
:)

ETA: Oh never mind. I just figured out that Jim meant the original Feist video...

Adam Goldenberg's renditions of movie theme songs made me smile today. Try Batman, Superman, Jaws (for Flippy)... and many more at his YouTube site.

Ministry (always good for some happy tunes) - LiesLiesLies

Batman on Drugs - :D

Spongebob Squarepants - Goofy Goober Song

CM, thanks for the SS Goofy Goober Song, I just got done rocking out to my fave squarepants buddy.
I just laugh my a**off watching "The attack of the Sudds". Everytime he sneezes he blows bubbles out the holes in his sponge.

Gotta love Spongebob!!!!!!

Yay for Spongebob!!

LOVE IT !! :snap:

So do I *drool* I'd buy one.

I love Halloween :cool:

I just KNEW that theme had to have lyrics!

This guy is awesome! There are so many more! :snap:

I always thought this song would make for a great Mylanta ad.

Willy Wonka and The Sexual Innuendo Factory

Part Deux

Part Trois

Yahootubery synchronized motorcyles

CM,
Thanks for the WIlly Wonka Innuendos. I will never be able to watch it with a innocent mind again.

Snow,
Neat synchronized motorcyles. It was cool to watch.

This is my Town the person drives 3 blocks from my house. Part of it is my old paper route.

This one is up Main Street then out of town almost to the turn off for the lake Link

So I've mentioned it before, but I've got a theater-crush on In the Heights, which won the Tony award for best musical. It's a slice of life in Washington Heights, featuring really terrific lyrics and rap, and musica latina. I found their Tony performance on YouTube.

And today I found out that the lyricist/writer/star (Lin Manuel Miranda) has a YouTube page. He did a bunch of viral videos to promote the show, and I really enjoyed them, too.


Miranda at eight, lip-syncing to "Wishful Thinking"

Miranda mocking High School Musical 2
... and it'll probably only be funny to you if you've watched it.

Miranda freestyling, responding to critics who think his portrayal of the latino community is whitewashed.

Lol! That's funny and so true about what he said in the video.

Well, actually, the girl was right.

Behold - the wonders of CYRIAK! (A compilation of brilliantly twisted AnimGifs set to music)

OMG, if I had even an eighth of this guy's creativity...:eek:

Not from youtube but still very cool:

Total solar eclipse from 27,000 feet.

MOO! - Another creation of CYRIAK

JARVIS! :D

Ah, Jarvis Cocker, the man who stormed the stage in protest of a self-aggrandizing Michael Jackson number at the 1996 Brit Awards. You gotta love that.

Chipmunk Version
Barbie Girl

Dare to click?
:evil:

not crazy, but everyone loves this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBRoTDH_ido
(if only we could embed these)

Yo Gabba Gabba - Party In My Tummy :)

Not sure if this was posted earlier, since I can't generally check this thread at work...

Pilobolus

Nice!

I recognized all of those, not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

How to make Chocolate Mousse

http://www.youtube.com/v/CAsYwW7pt7o&hl=en&fs=1

Something REALLY disturbing about seeing a man you lusted after through most of your late teens and 20's in drag... in GOOD drag. WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmKQA...eature=related

This is scary.

This is such a cute song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbDAYFaT2Jg

The Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly style :D

The loony bun is fine Benny Lava

And along the same lines,

Would you mustard my hole with a genie babe

Please forgive me if this has already been posted, but I don't watch a lot of YouTube and don't follow this thread.

But someone linked me to this and it's fantabulous Pilobolus shadow puppet type stuff.

iSm: That was really cool!

SM: cute!

Swedish Chef - Swedish Meatballs

Damn you, Matt !!! :p

You HAVE to see this !!!
 

OMG - here is a better and funnier Bollywood number than any of the previous links !!!

:D :D :D

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Made me laugh, that's for sure!! :cheers: :snap: :cool:

Usain Bolt celebrates early...very early. LMAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSpPaCIG0g

I mean, this is really a funny clip... someone should watch it, really..... and then tell us how they like it.....

What's that I smell? Does someone have a RickRoll in the oven?

Holy crap: A panda gives birth on camera. She's like, "who, let me just... whip this out..." It's not gross or anything. Just astonishing.

Wow, what depth and breadth of expression!

The deeper meaning of Toy Story, thanks to Volkswagon.

Octopus catches shark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA8zQw6gDNI

Sorry if it's here already - or in the McCain thread - but you do a search for John McCain's Roomates!

A collection of some of the world's best short animated films. One of my favorites - Ryan - is on the list. (There are five pages, with several on each page.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U

Break out the kleenex animal lovers. It's sad - it's happy - it'll make you cry.

I am the very model of a Modern Homosexual :snap:

It looks like it would be very funny, but I can hardly understand what he's saying. :(

Fred Astaire + Michael Jackson = AWESOME

Fred Astaire does Michael Jackson's Billie Jean

Fred Astaire brings Sexyback :)

Fred Astaire - Say It With Firecrackers

A little classic fan dance action. Maybe NSFW, but totally safe for home viewing, IMHO.

And in that same vein: Bolero. Pre-"code" Hollywood. Supah sexy!

Not to harp on Sally Rand, but this clip has a lot of other amazing footage, considering it's 1933. Oh, and this one... NSFW

Dude, Marlene Dietrich

Why not? Edith Piaf singing La Vie En Rose

The next Charmin commercial?

I've been watching videos of Limey to get caught up on what my newphew by marriage has been up to. Here's an interview with him as well.

Another Pilobolus vid...lovely exploration of bodies as form in symbiosis. Great music too. 15 minutes...not safe for some places of employment. :rolleyes:

I love how the donkey looks back around after he is set down, as if to say, "What the fück people!?!"

Do a wall flip!



Hmmm, it looks easy enough and I do have a big tree out back...

WTF is a RickRoll? :confused:

bewitched, here's another how to do a wall flip video.

LOL! Thank you for the clarification GC. :D



:Public mojo for GC :snap: :


I tried to give you private mojo (that sounds a little naughty!) but I haven't been around much and apparently you were one of the last few people I gave it to. I need to spread more love around. :p

For the fans of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog I present, Bad Horse Sniping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC3v_Q1RAyE

Yep, that is Felecia Day.

If you have 13 minutes and 41 seconds to spare, I'd check this out.
It has clever moments.

Do not read the following until after you see it.

Sure you've seen the video where it looks like McCain is looking at Sarah Palin's ass...

But have you seen it set to Marvin Gaye's Let's Get it On, with commentary by McCain's brain? :D

You know I'm called The Count...


The Big Lebowski Fvcking Short Version [NSFW - language]

Oh my god, this may be my favorite Soup clip EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M74g5kjy0M

Hmmmmm big and dumb. Hawt. :D

CM: How about Hippo Projectile Pooping?

Voila !!

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL: I'M STYLISH, GOOD AT COOKING, A GOOD-LOOKING INTELLECTUAL! AT PASSING LEGISLATION, THOUGH, I'M LARGELY INEFFECTUAL ... I'M SOMETIMES INTO S&M, AS LONG AS IT'S CONSENSUAL! I'M CLEVER WITH THE CRUDITÉS, ESPECIALLY ASPARAGUS ... AND I IGNORE REPUBLICANS WHENEVER THEY DISPARAGE US! I THINK ABOUT ADOPTION WHEN I SHOP FOR BABY CARRIAGES ... WHILE PLANNING OUT MY BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! Chorus: WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARY MARRIAGES! I DECORATE WITH TASTEFUL SPRAYS OF FLOWERS AND DRIED EARS OF CORN AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN AN OUTFIT I'VE ALREADY WORN ... FOR ESOTERIC SEX ACTS THAT ARE HIGHLY UNCONVENTIONAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 2nd Verse; I LOVE TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE AT A PARTY, SO I DASH IN LATE ... I'M JUST AN INTERNATIONAL MALE CALVIN KLEIN SALE FASHION PLATE! I'VE DONE SO MANY DRUGS THAT MY COMPLEXION'S IN AN ASHEN STATE ... BUT UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I REALLY TRY TO BE "COMPASSION-ATE"! I LOVE MY GIN & TONICS, HIGH COLONICS AND OLD PIAF SONGS ... I LOVE "THE WOMEN," "ALL ABOUT EVE" AND "THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG"! MY LAST TRIP TO NEW YORK, I SHOPPED UNTIL I DROPPED AT BLOOMINGDALES ... FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! Chorus: FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING BOOMING SALES! WHEN I AM IN A GAY BAR, I KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THERE ... AND I THROW DINNER PARTIES JUST TO SHOW OFF MY NEW KITCHENWARE! BUT STILL IN FASHION, FILM, FINE ART AND ANYTHING COLLECTIBLE, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 3rd Verse: WHEN I CAN DIFFERENTIATE 'TWIXT "FABULOUS" AND "EXQUISITE" ... WHEN I SEE SOME ANDROGYNOUS CLUB KID AND KNOW WHICH SEX IS IT ... WHEN I KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF MISS MARTHA STEWART'S LIVING ROOM ... WHEN I KNOW HOW MUCH -- RETAIL -- EVERY WHAT EACH WHO IS GIVING WHOM! WHEN I HAVE LEARNED WHAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE IN MODERN SODOMY ... WHEN I KNOW MORE OF BRAINLESS BOYS THAN DOCTORS OF LOBOTOMY ... IN SHORT, WITH JUST A SMATTERING OF GOOD COSMETIC SURGERY, I'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING I'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! Chorus: HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PURGER PERJURY"! MY FANCY FOR THE NANCY DREW AND HARDY BOYS KIDS' MYSTERY BOOKS AND HOW I THROW A PARTY SURELY PUTS ME IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! Chorus: BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, HE IS THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL!

©1996. "Dirty Little Showtunes!" Tom Orr. All rights reserved.

There's a great warning sign for that, too

Full sexy dance.

I have to admit, I couldn't even watch half of it.

She looks like the love child of Frances McDormand and Felicity Huffman.
:D

That video has boner-inverting qualities.

Hey! Did you guys know about these YouTube accounts?

Swedish Chef
Gonzo
Beeker
Sam the Eagle

Specially for JWBear:
Benny Lava Remixed !!

Lyrics (From Youtube site):
Actual Title: Kalluri Vaanil
Actual Artist: Prabhu Deva

My Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/davidchoimusic
My Website:
http://www.davidchoimusic.com

Benny Lava Lyrics

(Thanks for Matt Castillo aka. mattoe318 for typing out the lyrics)

(I changed some lyrics in the song to be truer to the original)

My loony bun is fine Benny lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me
I love you inside Ed!

My loony bun is fine Benny lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
I told a high school girl
I love you inside me!
Id love to see you pee on us tonight!
Id love to see you pee on us tonight!
OooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOooo

You fill me up with doom.
Quit looking up at me!
you got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!
Dont think I do love her
Were looking in a pill!
Were looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!

OOOO Daddy! Just say it!
You know the hole to put it.
Just sing it! You Love me!
Your Pundit got armor!
You send me Offended... You know the hole to put it!
Just sing it! You Love me!
Your Pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!

My loony bun is fine Benny lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
(I like to swim in it, I like to swim in it, I like to swim in his beeeeeeeeejayyyyyyy!)x2

OOooooOOOoooOOOooo

A nerd to punk a nerd
Im Bleeding fricking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!
The boar ain't very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle.
Ill lay a friend of yours!
I fought a barber man!
We know whats in butter rum!

A jet pack operationSend him the crazy Hindu!
Whatever! My Sadist! All backed and cooked alive!
I lick you BelindaThe ninja made a movement.
Tell Donna No collarIll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!

My loony bun is fine Benny lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!
ooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOo

On a side note, I have asked some fellow Indian fans if it was ok for me to make this cover before I ever started, and I got the ok! Thanks! If you're one of the 5 from Facebook, holla! :)

Diesel presents - SFW XXX clips - ok, might not be ENTIRELY SFW, but I laughed :)

I went to the website, and NOW I know what you were looking for when you stumbled upon it....

Cat eating spaghetti...or was he binge drinking? :D

in other news:

God doesn't want you to dance in his name...at least not like this.

No use putting up Hulu videos - only people in the USA can view them. The rest of us get a rude message and that's it. :rolleyes:

Is this the clip in question?

Wow, that was awesome, I couldn't stop laughing :)

Seriously funny.
Awesome.
:D

How dare they be rude to you!

Yes, that is the clip in question.

Here is the dancing for God one. It's from E! online so hopefully it works. :)

I had that problem in France and it totally sucks.

Our friends in Scotland had been purchasing episodes of some NBC show via iTunes. But they stopped selling them there. So they tried to watch it on NBC's website, but they block it from the UK. Their reaction has been, "Geez, we've TRIED to pay you for it, we've TRIED to watch it with the advertisements on your website, guess we're going to have to find another method that isn't going to benefit you, NBC."

I get that a lot...the hawt part, I mean. :p





(Okay, the big part too. :D)

Ninja cat comes closer - with added music to suit the mood.

Starting at about 4:05 on this clip, there is some cool color film of 1920's era Hollywood Blvd.

Oh awesome! We just toured RMS Britania, the yacht that immediately followed the Queen Elizabeth, and the last royal yacht, now docked and open for tours in Edinburgh (they won a competition to host her). Liz and Phil have great taste.

Beagles are smarter than you think. (Except I'm sure 3894 knew that already)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-3EyMPzMoo

I wish I had video of my dog escaping from a kennel. She climbed one of those and got out the first time we went on vacation. From then on we always had to make a note that the keep her in one with a secure roof. She never defeated the roof like that beagle did (I love the utterly ineffectual planks of wood and the cinder block in that video), but she had a disadvantage. She only had three good paws to work with due to nerve damage from an unknown accident before we had her!

I would have loved to seen how she climbed a 12 foot fence on 3 legs.

An interesting thing I noticed was that in one of the rooms (I don't know if it was Elizabeth's or Phillip's) books about "Keeping Up Appearances" and "Fawlty Towers" were on a bookshelf. Our guide said that from time to time they'll switch out the books and add random ones just for fun.

The other tidbit I loved was that the Queen would sit and have a drink with the crew in their sitting area often.

I liked learning that the boat didn't have any double beds, only singles...until Charles and Di's honeymoon. :D

Kind of a pity when you realize what an interesting guy Prince Philip actually is. Saw a documentary about him and the nature preserve on one of their properties. He seemed like a pretty interesting person.

Visible mojo, Lash. :)

My favorite video this week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtHwWReGU0

Cross posted from one of the political threads (because it really cracked me up):

Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama. :D

Laser Cats 3D with Chris Dodd, Christopher Walken and a special treat for NotAfraid at 1:45! :D

I couldn't find it posted, so I offer:

"Take On Me" with lyrics changed to reflect what's happening in the video, the "Literal Video Version."

Also funny but more audio than video: meta love song.

On a roll. Dark Knight/Toy Story mashup.

Here's the song that makes everybody 'round here dance - even the dishes in the sink.

Mutaytor at Burning Man 2008 -

Ribbon Dancer
Fire Sword
Poi (while hanging from rope)

:D

The following links are ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!:

Condom advert - female perspective

And a male perspective

Beautiful

And a good night (nos dda) to you all

I just found video of a Haunted Mansion Portrait Mishap (Lady sitting on George's grave doesn't stretch with the ceiling)

With Los Angeles once again in flames, I found this report particularly amusing.


We may have the rest of the country beat for summer and winter here in SoCal, but we get our asses handed to us in autumn.

Now THAT'S an interesting choice of words....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJwoNSLRwg

Apparently the Numa Numa guy did a second video. And has acquired some editing software:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gg5L...eature=related

I can appreciate someone who has a sense of humor about themselves, why not!

See, to me it loses it once it becomes slick, and the song comes across as a much more laid back type of song, rather than the happy frenzy that is Dragostea Din Tei (even on re-viewing it's about the same)

Sorry, YMMV but I call this one a fail despited the bells and whistles. Bring back the original.

I can't tell, is this fake?
Crazy Near Miss Accident
It seems a bit too much to be real.

Cellphone Vs. Microwave :evil:

Munchkin

If I start wearing glittery kitten sweaters, kill me. I came across this one while watching Ninja Cat for the nth time.

Wicked Firetruck crash!

McCain's Freudian Slip. Oooops!

OMG! I had to watch the whole thing. Too funny! :D

"Tha muthafvckin' TNG."

Another from their site (NSFW too): Time Travel.

Another good one.

Looks like I'm going to have to check out the whole site :)

Seriously, I keep snickering about it...

I only wish I could watch it at work - I'd surely be having a more enjoyable day.

I can't actually watch YouTube from work, but supposedly this is a video of Obama sneezing on a reporter

article (because hell, I'd expect a rickroll with a lead-in like that too)

Ron Howard revisits Mayberry and Milwaukee with a little help from Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler.
I don't think I would describe it as funny, but I definitely got a kick out of seeing it.

Obama VS. McCain Dance Off! :cool:

Cross-posted with the Yes We Can thread.

Wasssap 2008

Just saw this and we laughed our asses off... was about to post it, and glad someone else has already!

Too. Effin. Funny.

visible mojo for the coolest thing I've seen all day

I know I posted that somewhere waay back in the thread, but that video still rocks :D

I kind of want to run away and work for a globe factory.

If Hitler Ran Universal - :evil:

That was awesome!

Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret to long life :cool:

On a similar note, one of the Good Day LA bimbos demonstrating how not to keep a secret.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1225055845



It's clearly fake. The transfer at 1 minute in sealed it for me. It's a really well done fake, but fake none the less.

I dunno, looks noisy and lots of repetitive stress syndrome. But, very cool to watch the globes floating like omnimovers!

I think this happens all the time at the NA/Euromonkey house. I'm convinced one of them took my wallet.

:D

Elephantiasis - NSFW

Canadian Police Chase :)

Cereal Mascot Group Therapy - NSFW due to language

Not sure if it's been posted already, as it's a month old +, but I couldn't find it doing a search... So... here it is:

Take On Me: Literal Video Version

I love it! Bush and Cheney got the Phantom Zone. lmao!

Barney Bush bites reporter. Apparently he isn't pleased about the prospect of leaving the White House. :p

These were mentioned at game night:

David Blaine spoof 1

"Stop putting sh1t on our bodies!!!"

spoof 2

"Stop putting orange soda in my mouth!!!"

Lance in the Wind Tunnel.

Hell yeah! But what team is he going to be riding with?

ETA: The video is really choppy for me.

Windows Vista Remix - an entire song made only with Win Vista system sounds.

ooops. Wrong thread.

LMAO!

Eddie Izzard as Darth Vader visiting the Death Star Canteen...in Legos.



And Monty Python might be even funnier when done in Legos.

Fixed your typos. You're welcome.

LOL! :D

Cool! :snap:

Japanese rapping.


Oddly mesmerizing.

That just made me want to post this. There's rapping in there :D

I'm wondering who made the decision to add hip hop dancing in green alien outfits to a song about strawberry chips. :confused:


(I actually thought the song was really catchy.)



eta: Who the hell is producing their videos? This one features a guy in a gorilla suit, a cat peeing and an odd deer statue.

I love Halcali.

Christmas trees.

Welcome to the cult of Strawberry Chips. Now, learn the dance.

It's been in my head all morning. My own fault!

"Strawberry Chips....toniiiiiiight...."

Heart no snack.

I didn't even click the link this time and it's in my head :mad:



toniiight the niight

Text Adventures
Might be NSFW as there are a couple swear words quickly displayed on screen, but not uttered.

Zork lives!

a few songs from Evil Dead: The Musical

What The **** Was That? - NSFW

You Blew That Bitch Away - NSFW

Do The Necronomicon (as performed on The View) - Safe for Work

Join Us - NSFW REALLY Freakin' Funny

Never have a wedding near an edge.

LMAO!! Visible Mojo NickO'Time

Sorry, that was extremely fake.

WOW ! I love the "Cabin In The Woods" done by The Sims !!

Hey - Maybe I can get to see this musical when I'm over there ??

*Lashbear goes off to check now*

Sadly, no. It's not currently playing anywhere.
http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/

Oh, Luxo! My EYES!

Star Wars never sounded so good..or not..

I love these acapella things, too fun. His Luke impression is the best part.

Impressive... most impressive.

:)

You are SO beautiful to me. And creepy. Deeply, deeply, creepy.

Cute musical nerds - gotta love 'em!

Creepiest piggy bank...evah!!

Yeah, I agree. I think CM had sent me that link before. It's a chimpanzee face encased in rubber.
:D

If you're a Guitar Hero/Rock Band fan, this video is unfathomably astounding.

I'd rather hang out with a clown.

:eek:

That was truly incredible.
Wow!
That rocked.
:)

I'm laughing my butt off. Below (link) is a video of my dog, Gidget. Blink and you'll miss it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QTW_H8Nt7E

:(

LInked the wrong one, sorry. Will repost with correct link...

Sheesh, what've you been feeding that dog? Sugar Kibble?

And from your link, I found
World's Angriest Cat

I think that cat is possessed :eek:

Also, here's a horror movie cat video and someone trying to copy the video

This is pretty funny.
Kitty Roomba Driver

Oh jeez, I'm dyin' here.

Thanks to this "Know Your Meme" video (also responsible for my previous link), I've followed their links to some of the reaction videos for "2 girls, 1 cup". Which, judging by the reactions and tags for the reactions, I'm not sure I can actually stand to watch. But knowing what it involves, makes these reaction videos freaking hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-9_OZ_2b54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic <--NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4H9BzJAyY4 <--NSFW

Actually just consider all of them NSFW, just to be on the safe side. (language)

Angry German Kid (NSFW, language)

Umm... this is probably why I don't start playing WoW or Evercrack...

I adore Rocketboom. The whole KYM series is bloody brilliant. Their "Fail" installment was awesome.

OMG... love the sweater there, Carl, hot stuff, haha.

I have apparently been pronouncing meme incorrectly.

Dubai hotel proves Disney to be a pyrotechnic amateur.

That is a big fireworks show. But could anyone stand anywhere near it?

I imagine not. But airplane passengers and astronauts were surely amazed.

Wow.