Dear Professor:

The world will not end if you let us out of class three minutes early. I know the ABA has attendence requirements, but I don't think they extend to making sure we never ever ever leave early. And if they did, I'm sure the numerous times you've kept us late will more than make up for the missing three minutes. You do not need to stand up there stammering and randomly throwing out unconnected factoids you don't plan to test us on just so our butts stay in chairs for 100 minutes. All this blathering about judicial discretion and you can't let us out three minutes early because we're out of material for the day? Get a life.

No love,
Me.

Dear CoasterMatt,

I'd love too, but the land rental on top of the mortgage payment makes it way to expensive. :(

Dear BTD,

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/...0&addTwo=purrr ;)

Dear Andrew,

New company does not have an office there. They do however have one in TX. mmm cowboys. And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So :p

A tech company without Bay Area offices? :eek:
That may be, but in SF everything is within walking distance. And if it's not, we have actual working mass transit.

It's not a tech company. That was old job. :p

Dear SzczerbiakManiac,

The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.

Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes

Dear Little Brother,

I grow weary of hearing of your constant break ups with your girlfriend. No one that young should be that chronically unhappy. Do yourself (and me) a favor and stay broken up this time. Travel!

Love,
Your sister

Dear Time Machine,

Activate.

Thanks,
STC

7 years ago.....

Dear Cat,

Screw the tobasco cap back on -- don't just set the cap on the bottle. If you do this then daddy won't accidentally squirt tobasco sauce in your eye when he shakes the bottle.

Love,
Dad (who always felt guilty even though it wasn't his fault AT ALL)

Dear doggie mom.

Plese call me BEFORE you give your dog that double dose of insulin, not AFTERWARDS.

Sincerely,

The pet sitter you schedule to dose your dog at 7 pm.