KB's Home Movies: Vol. 4:confused:



"Baseball is 90% physical. The other half is mental." Yoggi Barra

Oh, GREAT source of quotes, good call.

Here are two of his that could be applied to Disneyland these days...

"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

-Yogi Berra

In a letter to "Dear Abby" a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and he wanted to know what to do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

her suggestion:

"You could move." ~ Abigail Van Buren

A classic from my friend Emily:

Emily: "I know someone who's bi-polar."

Me: "Do you?"

Emily: (angrily) "NO!"


:D

As long as we are doing baseball...

"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."

"There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them."

Casey Stengel

"Deep Throat".

I mean, I don't know...

:D

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me a dollar!"

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"

Mahatma Gandhi

"I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiacthought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." -- Salvador Dali

Erica, that quote is terribly amusing!

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing." - Sylvia Plath