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ATTENTION BLUERICA! Bacon Bacon Bacon Pizza in the SLC area!
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OK now this is the most hilarious bacon thing EVER.
This is from the Food Network Site, a recipe for "late night bacon" supplied by none other than Rachael Ray! Quote:
This is one of my favorite recipes, except I use tin foil instead of paper towel in the microwave. Also, I usually leave the microwave door open while I cook it so that I can watch the savory goodness up close. and This was such a fantastic idea! Who would have thought! I actually put individual bacon slices on individual paper plates and used Egyptian cotton towels to absorb the grease! It really classed up this timeless recipe. I also suggest accompanying with Late Night Cereal. Pick any cereal of choice, pour in bowl, add skim, whole or soy, almond milk, serve with spoon. The combo is to die for! and That's not what "late night bacon" means in my house. and Then, when I tried to drop the plate, and it wouldn't let go of me, I started madly waving my arms around trying to get it off. In the middle of flailing, the plate flew off, and crashed through the large picture window in my kitchen. Between the time the window broke, and when I started flailing, the bacon also flew off and got stuck on the wall. The dog, being a dog, charged the wall-bacon, and began devouring everything that even remotely smelled of bacon, including largish chunks of drywall. Oh, crap, I hope it wasn't that Chinese drywall that has the chemicals that cause cancer... .... LMFAO!!!! |
Thanks for the laugh - it came when much needed!
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Are they going to post the recipe for ice next? :rolleyes:
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I think that recipe should be called: "How to get the entire family to come to the kitchen at midnight".
Those comments are hilarious! |
Comment on Rachael Ray recipe (posted here cos Im too lazy to register over there):
"I'm a vegetarian, so I tried this with strips of zucchini and it tasted just like bacon !" (with apologies to my Vegeterrible Friends... you know who you are.) ;) |
Haha I guess it hit the twitterverse yesterday cos the comments have doubled :D
Another good one: dear rachael, thank you from berlin - i haven't witnessed such a miraculous life-changing revelation of god's wonders since the birth of my first child. one request: could you maybe change the name to 'all day bacon'? last time i wanted to prepare your heavenly treat of wonder it was just quarter past 5 and i hungrily waited in the kitchen for five hours. or I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki. How do I get her to leave? |
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