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My body loves sending me the wrong signals :rolleyes: |
Good lord. I think Ben Stein is teaching my class.
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I lost my identity today, my workplace identity - that is my work ID, which normally is clipped to a belt loop. It seemed to have gotten unclipped just as I was stepping onto the Metro, where it slid into the toater slot that is the space between train and platform. I leave tomorrow on a business trip. I won't need it there. But when I return, I'll need it to enter the building and such. Some how it's comforting that I can procrastinate for a week or so on this with little or no consequence.
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Spongebob once thought he lost his identity when he couldn't find his Krusty Krab nametag. It was on his shirt, which he was wearing backwards.
Have you checked the other side of your shirt? |
Soooo....I just made ressies at Goofy's Kitchen for the Girl's birthday, largely because a certain other planned venue won't be operating during our visit. (Fantasmic balcony).
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I saw a lady lose her CD walkman in a subway slot the other day. That's what she gets for bucking the system. Who uses CD Walkmen now? No one. Time to get current, lady. :D
I kid. She was walking in, the doors closed on her Walkman, it fell off her belt, hit the side of the train and uncoupled from her headphones cord falling onto the rails. Seconds later the train took off. No more Walkman playing Anne Murray for her. Being a Bostonian, she had to talk to the entire train about it. "Well, that's what I get for not paying attention. After it hit the side, it was still playing in my ears, talk about non-skip. So much for that, huh? It's probably smashed now. Oh well." :) |
I can't believe it. I found a song dumber than 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas. 'Beep' by the Pussycat Dolls. Okay, the Beeps in the song are sound effects. They don't actually say 'Beep'. AND this is the only version of the song. There isn't an un-Beeped song. Not that I care...
"It's funny how a man only thinks about the...BEEP You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...BEEP You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...BEEP Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...BEEP I don't give a...BEEP Keep looking at my...BEEP 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...BEEP I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...BEEP Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha..." :rolleyes: |
I'm still thinking about bunnies....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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