The guy behind us was trying to impress the girls he was with by spewing inane "facts" all night long. Some of the subjects he touched on while listening to music were:

• Sweet Dreams was done by U2
• Rubik's Cube
• Guitar Hero includes a Sitar
• Cheese production, segueing into
• Different types of sheep
• The Wineries of Napa and why the harvests of the past 3 years haven't been so good
• All about Brazilian Music (of which he knew NOTHING)
• and my favorite quote: "Bebel Gilberto is the Buddah of Brazil".

I told him during Bebel that I could hear every word he was saying. He said he would "TRY and be more considerate". He didn't try hard enough. I yelled at him again and told him to shut up. He told me to relax. I told him I would as soon s he stopped talking.

Chris decided that they guy hadn't figured out yet that he wasn't going to get laid.

He didn't stop talking so I decided to stand up and dance. I couldn't hear him standing up nd he had to deal with my Brazilian-inspired ass in his face. :evil:

I would have so turned to this loser's date and said, "Honey, you can do much better than this!"

I would have found an usher.

I would've stabbed him in the throat..

I would have said "Please sir, could you give me information on how I might subscribe to your newsletter since I'm finding your rambling so fascinating and well worth the $XX I paid to hear them."

Then I would have peed on his date.


That's not true. It would have been overkill. I'd have only done one of those things.

Which one is the question?!

None of them... they're all statements.

I spent a week there one day...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

I soooo love a/c at work :D

Me too me too!