Та искра убила бы меня, если я коснусь неправильной части металла ..., но это все еще проклиналось опрятное, чтобы видеть!

My post is bigger than your post

Obviously I am VERY bored.

My Russian post above was just CoasterMatt's post above translated online. So for giggles, I had the post translated back to English from Russian:
OK, amusing enough. But how about if I translate it from English to Russian to French to Spanish and then back to English?!?
Like I said: I'm bored

Oobfeeuoosly I em FERY bored.

My Roosseeun pust ebofe-a ves joost CuesterMett's pust ebofe-a trunsleted oonleene-a. Su fur geeggles, I hed zee pust trunsleted beck tu Ingleesh frum Roosseeun:
Qooute-a:
Thet sperk vuoold keell me-a iff I shell cuncern a vrung pert ooff metel..., boot it ves still demned tidy tu see-a! Bork Bork Bork!
OoK, emooseeng eeuoogh. Boot hoo ebooot iff I trunslete-a it frum Ingleesh tu Roosseeun tu French tu Spuneesh und zeen beck tu Ingleesh?!?
Qooute-a:
Thees sperk vuoold keell me-a, iff kusnoos ' ooff zee pert incurrect ooff zee metel, boot ell thees ves coorsed still cleunly (a) tu see-a! Bork Bork Bork!

Leeke-a I seeed: I'm bored

Bork text RAWKS!

Damn... forgot to post again/

If I use the "back" button does that affect the count?

Dang

I thought you were the expert, Mr. '10/1'!

I got your 10/1 right here!