Dear Cat,

You liked Tabasco when you were... what were you seven years ago, like, six? You were a brave little Sactownlet. I don't eat Tabasco and I'm 27 years old.

Cheers,
LSPE

Dear LSPE,

Oh yes. Tobasco, jalapenos, salsa on everything. You name it - if it's hot - she probably likes it. Always has.

Love,
Cat's dad

Dear SacFamily. We miss you. Come back to DL.

Love,

LoT

Dear apartment complex I looked at today,

Your complex is very nice, however, I will not be renting there. You already charge an insane amount for an apartment and then expect me to pay for a carport on top of my rent. Not to mention I need to buy a parking pass if I want a (note, that is one) guest to visit. It is obvious you frown on people visiting your residents since you do not allow guest parking in any of the abundant (your word) open spaces in your parking lot.

Sincerely,

A disappointed potential renter.

Dear LSPE,

I was 16 before I could handle mild salsa. Baby Jade loves the enchiladas that are spicy for me.

Yours truly,
A Wimp

Dear Baby Jade,

The enchiladas from TJ's were like the one food that I didn't have to share. Thanks a lot.

Love,
Mama

Dear STC,

I miss the MP days when random posters would express shock/disdain when they found out you had kids and your name was a pot reference. Those were good times.

Sincerely,
Me

Sac's name is a pot reference? I'm shocked!

Dear BTD,

Thanks. We miss our geek friends.

See ya soon,
STC

Dear Tracilicious,

In honor of those Pad days, I gave him some [joking] grief about leaving his kids at the hotel (or in the park) while we went "to admire his car".

Dear traci is delicious,

In a strange way, I miss getting taken to task for my lack of parenting skills by online strangers. Good thing they never found out I let my kids laugh at the sight of Robert Plant's dong. Or that I let my six year old daughter put Tobasco sauce on her food.

Sincerely,
One Bad Dad

Dear BTD,

That was funny. But what makes me a real bad parent is that I let them roam around DCA while we visited the parking lot. A good parent would have sent them to Disneyland.

Sincerely,
Um, what was I saying?