Oh, we'll have scantily-clad cocktail waitresses, awaiting your pleasure in more than just libations, but the name says most of it.


The swabbies, however, on a ship ... sorry, they're boyz. Rules of the sea and all.


Ah, rum, sodomy and the lash!


When do we set sail?:D

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yeah, ok. Im in

If the guys have to be shirtless, so do the women. ;)

Nonsense. White t-shirts regularly exposed to sea spray would be perfectly permissible.

Why am I picturing Ricardo Montiban as the Captain?

Fine Corinthian leather deck chairs?

Aaron Spelling's mansion is now on the market.

It's 56,500 square feet. There are 30-ft. ceilings, five fireplaces, and four wet bars. There's a bowling alley, wine cellar, wine tasting room, gift-wrapping room, a humidity-controlled silver storage room, China room, library, gym and media room. The screening room features a movie projection system that automatically comes up from the floor at the same time that shades extend over the windows. The finished 17,000 square-foot attic includes a barber shop and beauty salon. There is a wing for service staff, including a kitchen and seven bedrooms. Outside the house, there are a tennis court, fountains, a waterfall, a pool and spa, a reflection pool and a pool house with a kitchen. Asking price is $150 million.

Commune?

I'll pitch in $10,500. That's 1 percent right there!!!








And in this economy, if we wait a bit ... i bet we can snag it for a hundred twenty million, tops! Time is on our side.

Somehow, I think the Spelling Mansion would take a bit of tweaking to make it, um, tastefully commune-like.

If it's a fixer-upper, no more than $115Mill tops.