Great. The day after the Swanking I'm gonna be seeing News reports about a bear attacking a bunch of naked people who were having sex in the woods. "Sidecar's" have now been banned from National Forests...

:p

What? You're staying home?

I would like nothing better to go. Just on the fence about it right now.

Blankets are good for sex in the woods. Up against treetrunks is damn hot, but can be a wee bit uncomfortable (only afterwards, if everyone's otherwise enjoying themselves).


Oh, and sex in the woods is sooo much better if someone walks by. :iSm:






You all have fun planning out all the minutia ... I'm going to spend my time finding someone to have sex with me in the woods.

So, I get stuck with the minutia because I already have someone to have sex with me in the woods?

Oh, I wouldn't put it quite that way. Perhaps Chris comes up short in comparison to the nearby Sequoias, but I wouldn't call it minutia exactly.

LOL!

OK. Here's a ready-made camping equipment list. At least it is a god place to start until we figure out how to work off a shared document.

You mean there's an inflatable chapel? I know we'll be there on Sunday, but I think our souls are safe if we skip services.

Inflatable chaple. Inflatable furniture. We'll just get you an inflatable boyfriend to go with the theme. ;)

Good. At least he won't be shy about having sex with me in the woods.