DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS MATTER?!?

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Well, KB- I think it only right that you decide what manner of depilatory is to be used. Just so you know, waxing lasts longer.

Oh, yeah, and with the way we cut this, he's definitely gonna want to wax. Although, I suggest going to a salon for those hard-to-reach areas.

Sure! What length of feathers do you want in your duster?

So, who is bring the wax to Yosemite so Kevy can get shorn from neck to crack?


In the woods, no one can hear you scream. :evil:

We will hear him.

Heck I'm betting you guys wax him....

I"LL be able to hear him here at my keyboard!

We are.

I've already ordered a 5-gallon bucket of strawberry-flavored wax, and having it shipped directly to the cabin.

So, the real question here is who is going to do the deed?

Well, I am a professional, and the only licensed cosmetologist in the group. I am also insured for a million, so I feel comfortable getting pasted beforehand. It's so much more amusing.;)

Who says that I'm not already waxed???