Jeanne Moos have Obama "covered"
 

Apparently, it will be announced today that Obama's going to speak at the Human Rights Campaign (gay rights organization) on the eve of the National Equality March (gay rights march in D.C.). He'd better have something substantial up his sleeve.






Gays assume, as our first, ya know, colored president, he's already got something substantial down his trouser leg.

Heh.

Why do Chia pets never look like the person they're supposed to be?

And yet, It reminds me of somebody; I just can't figure out who.

The only thing I'm assuming is that he's thinking "MORE GAY $$ PLEEEZ!"

Okay I admit I don't get it. Why is he getting the Nobel Peace Prize? I mean, his goals are great and all, and if he'd actually accomplished one of them, I might see my way to understanding why they're giving it to him. But what exactly has he done to earn it? Did I miss a major achievement amidst all the "Jon & Kate" news?

You have got to be kidding...

I would say it is primarily an award for not being George Bush.

It is hard to argue that it is justified by anything Obama has yet done. But then the Nobel Peace Prize committee doesn't exactly have a stellar record with their award and a pretty fluid definition.

My feeling is that President Obama was the second choice, but the Nobel committee couldn't fork out $1.2 million and a gold medal to every one of the 66,882,230 Americans who voted for him.

This is obviously a tribute to the people of the United States for not replacing Little Boots with another bellicose dimwit. And yet another slap in the face to Little Boots. Good.

--t

On the plus side, I assume that Glenn Beck's head exploding will finally get him off the air.