I also have no avatar. People aren't getting me mixed up with scaeagles, are they?

Some dinglecheese pulled the fire alarm in our building... again. This is like the 4th or 5th time we had to evacuate the building since I started this job in December. Lame-o!

Well, your title is "double agent". If you change it to something sphincter related, there may be a problem.

Which one of you lives far away again?

GD decided to change his and I finally got motivated to put in my recent Coachella pic. Couldn't resist that swanky trashcan again (speaking of confusing posters...)

Besides, seeing my grinning mug next to rant posts always made me feel ineffectual. ;)

Speaking of Kurt...

Back in my freshman year at college, we were assigned to read Kurt's "Breakfast of Champions" and write a critical essay on it's contents. My roommate received a failing grade for "content" so he took the graded paper and mailed it to Kurt to ask his opinion. About a month later he received a reply:

Speaking of which, if I was truly swank rather than just doing what I can to act the part, would I know who that avatar is?

No. You are the poster that had the guts to meet us in real life.

:D:evil:

Well, if you'd actually read the posts next to all those pretty pictures you might.

Great story! :)

I'm tortured with traffic school....

:(