I know what you're going to ask, and for the last time the answer is no!

;)

Man, Boo Boo the chicken died? How come nobody said anything...? :D
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Arkadelphia? Is that anywhere near Massaneticut?

So then, I suppose this means no friggen sharks with friggen laser beams, eh?

I used to have a saltwater tank. It wasn't that difficult. Plus, I had the cutest little puffer fish who lived for a very long time.

I don't have the magic touch when it comes to pets like you, NA. :D Besides, freshwater seems to be less expensive too.

wenchybeth ~ There are some freshwater sharks. But they're not really sharks, they resemble sharks. But I do have my hot glue gun ready to attach the laser guns to their frickin' heads... :D

Did someone say SHARKY?

I'd be so broke if I had a fish that size.

"Ralphie, did you buy that side of beef for Sharky?"
"I forgot."
"Get the handtruck, we'll go to the butcher's together..."

Aww Sharky would be well fed and you could keep him in the bathtub!

When I graduate college I want to go cage diving. And I'll probably be down there going here Sharky Sharky Sharky.

I totally want to do a cage dive. With white sharks. Totally. I'm trying to hook myself up now with Ralphie's friends in science...