Really spectacular! Thanks! :)

Dance = Hell
 

this makes me both laugh out loud and grit my teeth in frustration

High five!
 

Premarital sex is wrong, because it could lead to dancing.

Everybody get footloose! (Hey - if Ren says I can dance then I can dance!)

It seems to me that the real story from the Jerry Falwell article is that Mrs. Lloyd lives in Ned Beatty.

He's getting old, I hope she is prepared to move.

Teen dance party at Scientology's "Celebrity Centre" in Hollywood:

Jesus loves the little children:

That is just all kinds of wrong!