mmmm... so cheezy... I mean sooo bacony.

I can't believe this is a crime. I mean, when a man's gotta....wait, turkey bacon?! Lock the deviant up for good!

But who's real criminal in this case? After all, it was the home owner who purchased the turkey bacon. I think the burglar was doing her a favor by getting rid of it for her.

How do you know he didn't bring it himself, in need of only a stove and cookware?

I don't know where the sign is from but now I want to eat there!

Ha!

I knew it. Fish is no better for you than bacon.

At last!
 

Science has found a way to combine two of the major food groups: sticky buns and bacon.

Gary found an enormous chub of bacon this weekend and he was thrilled it was only $21! I actually uttered the phrase " But what are we going to do with that much bacon!', he was shocked!