I think the FBI should start making a big show of harassing the nimrods who open blatantly obvious viruses. Then maybe people would take the time to learn the difference.

Meh, even if I were serious, it wouldn't work.

Suddenly I'm thankful my co-workers freak out when a MS Office installer package runs.

This was just emailed to me:

APPLES & WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the life out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

kevy: i dont send spam.... i eat it. :p

I was pulled for jury duty today. The good news is I live in a podunk town and no trial goes longer than an afternoon. I've never heard of sending the big cases away to be tried somewhere else! Ahh life in a tiny city. Someone probably pulled out an old lady's flower garden and is in big trouble!

In case you were wondering ...
 

I am cooking a corned beef even as we speak. The plan is reuben sandwiches for dinner.

I think Ive read this one little post like 5 times and it makes my mouth water every single time

I just learned three days ago why it is called corned beef and that it has nothing to do with corn.

Mmmmm...reuben. Of course, since I don't eat beef the key for me is a decent alternative meat and then good rye and sauerkraut.