I heard you gain weight working for the Mouse....wrong! Have gone down 1 size in 30 days!

Well, I have heard about the food they serve the CMs. That's enough to make one loose their apitite.

Urinary Tract Infection, please go away
Never come another day

Stand back! I'm about to double post.
 

I want Andy "Didya ever wonder" Rooney's job. So easy, so mindless, so overpaid.

Yes, but do you have the eyebrows for it?
Me thinks no.
:D

I wish I liked "real" coffee. Much cheaper. Available at the office for free. And even with 4 creamers and a diabetes-inducing load of sugar to half a cup of the stuff... still not great. And it's not like office buildings are putting in latte machines any time soon. Oh well, it's caffiene...

Try putting Ovaltine in your coffee. Poor man's Mocha.

Or Hershey's syrup.

You're right: it all comes down to the avuncular eyebrows because it sure ain't about what he says. Wouldn't you love to see Rooney show up with Divine-style eyebrows?